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Leave me the fuck alone.
Seriously. This guy John got my number off of Ryan’s phone because he obviously has A FRIKIN + FRIENDS And always texts me with a “Hey” I don’t even text back. CAN’T YOU TELL I’M BRICK-WALLING YOU? I’m not answering a guy who tried to set me up with Coppens.
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1minute1second: fuckyeahmaraudersmap: wandporn: -welcome-to-oblivion-: nopunchbacks: fuckyeahronweasley: brittany-nicole:allieoops:(via townshiprebellion) Screw you guys, fairies can’t help that they sparkle.
MOM DIDNT TELL ME I HAD TO DOGSIT TODAY SKDJFHKJBGJRENJKGHRIUH GODDAMNIT. Psh, I would ask if Bridget and Chrissy could come too buuuut.. >: Bridget’s probably still sleeping and dad would be like HERP DERP THURS ALCOHALL IN DA HAUS, YOO GUIZ ARENT SMART, YOO WULD DREENK ET. BLAH WHY ME WHYYYYY
Ok so idk when we’re hanging out/if we are/if bridgets even alive And I have to dogsit because my mom is bitching about needing to grocery shop and can’t even though i bet she won’t grocery shop today anyways SO im going over there. at least until someone texts me that we’re hanging out. then ill have someone take me and swap dogsitting. thank you and good day.
Drank caffeinated tea and nothing else this...
Why does it always make me feel tipsy? Also, my sister is good for making me smoothies and Mountain Dew cake LOL
I think i'll do that 30 attractive people spam now
retrophysics: Sorry, followers. ;D *SIGNS ON THIS ACCOUNT* Though I don’t even know why I’m awake… my iPod fell on the floor and woke me up at 10.